10=a perfect masterpiece
9=not quite a masterpiece
8=a solid film that exceeds expectations.
7=a solid film that fills time. A 7 is basically a film that is fun but doesn't particularly fail or excel in anything.
6=a film that doesn't quite achieve what it set out to do but is still worth watching for one reason or another.
5=a film that barely satisfies the requirements of a movie on a technical level.
4=a film that bores or is incompetently made
3=a film that bores and is incompetently made.
2=a film that bores, is incompetently made, and makes you upset because it is so poorly made.
1=a film that does all of the above including giving the urge to seriously injure the filmmakers and other involved parties.
Any of the films within the bottom 5 ratings have the ability to make you fall asleep when you are not tired.
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