From our favorite 80s production company, Cannon, comes Cyborg! Jean-Claude Van Damme stars as some kind of generic loner mercenary-type who randomly befriends some worthless frazzy-haired 80s girl. The cyborg hardly plays any part in the film despite apparently being the main plot. The characters are stiff and completely undeveloped. The villain always shouts. The fights are incoherent. This is a film that is truly painful to watch. I couldn't believe that this sloppy mess of a film was given to us by Albert Pyun, the director of the 1982 classic The Sword and the Sorcerer.
As a side note: Mr Pyun, even though I thought this movie was very poorly made, I still hold you in very high regards.
2/10
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